Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Semi-Poem

black hair
black lip stick
black finger nails

black dress
black boots

black fishnets
black lace

and you: too naive to know
she's dressed for your funeral

Saturday, December 2, 2017

Random Post

My country is self-destructing and I can't do anything about it.

Monday, November 27, 2017

Elliptical Contest Round 11 Results and Standings

Birgit's entry included John Wayne, chocolate cake, and devil's piss.

Ericka's entry included Jennifer Garner, apple pie, and faux potatoes.

It was a closely-fought battle, but the school teacher's loose relationship with the rules cost her.
Round 11 Winner: Birgit, a.k.a the feisty Canadian



Current Standings
Ericka - 14
Birgit - 8
Tex - 8
Trish Regan - 0

In other news, Amber was in a car crash and miscarried.  On the brink of death herself, she was rushed to the ER where a dashing, young doctor saved her.  A shocking coincidence - that doctor was Ethan!  Colt was about to close the McWilliams account when he received the tragic news.  He made haste to the hospital, as his love for Amber burns brighter than a thousand stars!     

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Thursday Thoughts



Dog mementos on the sidewalk.

Accusations now equal guilt.

Everything's a money grab.

Feminism is no longer about equality.

Double standards based on political ideology, or race, or gender.

Career politicians.

The NRA.

Greedy a-hole landlords.

Illegal immigrants and their supporters.

Books that don't start on page 1.

Photos of people with their names not placed properly in the captions.

Selfishness is rewarded.  Decency isn't.

Political correctness.

Faux Christianity.

The increasing population.







Sunday, November 12, 2017

An Elliptical Contest: Round Eleven



Ah yes. The special Thanksgiving round to which the world has been looking forward.

For this round, plan a Thanksgiving gathering.

Name five famous guests (real or fictional, but famous) you would invite and explain why.
  
Name five foods / beverages you would serve - real or fictional.

Name five blogs you would catch up on while waiting for the Cowboys to lose.

Where would it be?  The beach?  The Mos Eisley Cantina?  Please post a pic or a link to a pic.  (If it would be at your house, a pic of your city or area is fine.  You don't need to post a pic of your house.)

Deadline:  November 22 (end of)

Three points for the winner.
 

Friday, November 10, 2017

Film Friday


Films featuring actors who irritate me politically.

The American: George Clooney. The book is good and so is the film.  Different endings too.

Barbarella:  Jane Fonda.  Because I still have to see Klute and I've only seen part of Barefoot in the Park. Campy sci-fi.

Bug: Ashley Judd.  I've recommended this before, so Ruby in Paradise would be the back-up choice.


Casino:  Robert De Niro.  Godfather 2, Taxi Driver, and Heat are good as well.  

The Falcon and the Snowman:  Sean Penn.  Based on actual events.

Jacob's Ladder: Tim Robbins.  Freaky stuff.

A League of Their Own:  Madonna and Rosie O'Donnell.  Funny stuff.  Based on a real league.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show:  Susan Sarandon.  Not a great film, but a cult classic for a reason.

Sweeney Todd:  Johnny Depp.  Helena Bonham Carter though. :)

Whip It:  Ellen Page.  Roller derby.































Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Elliptical Contest Standings

Ericka:  14
Tex:  8
Birgit:  5
Erin Burnett:  0

Two rounds remaining.

Will the young upstart hold off the defending champion for the title?

Will the defending champion hold off the feisty Canadian for runner-up?

Will a celebrity participate?

Will Amber tell Colt she's carrying Ethan's baby?